Hello! I'm Nancy Boy!

Tom: Paul, seriously…
Paul: Did you bang her?
Tom: No!
Paul: Blow job?
Tom: No!
Paul: Hand job?
Tom: No, Paul, no jobs. I’m still unemployed. We just kissed.

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—	(500) Days of Summer

This is a story of boy meets girl. But you should know up front, this is not a love story.

“

—	(500) Days of Summer

500daysofsummer:

Kareoke

sibylhanginginacage:

oh goodness what a great face

‘Do you need anything?’
‘I think you know what I need…’

sugarycinnamon:

expectations ll reality

(via thingsgohazy)

maver:

aces7:

maver:

aces7:

(via maver)

I fucking hate you…Starbucks in Okinawa, Japan are few and far between

Ouch.So how do you people actually live there?!

Seriously,this calls for a strike or something.

Back in Southern Cali they were everywhere now I come out here and I hate life ha ha

Aw haha I see.Oh well,hopefully more Starbucks will be built there soon =/

artpixie:

dirtkeh + starbucks. (via Kristine May.)

hunsonisgroovy:

Java Chip Frappuccino

hunsonisgroovy:

All values are approximate, and assume a 16oz. beverage with whipped cream, where applicable.

maver:

fafabillycoy:Why is Kim Jong Il there?

The Lord tells me he can get me out of this mess. but, he’s pretty sure you’re fucked.

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thingsgohazy:

captainkirk:intuitiveaptitude:fujiidom:endear:secondhandjoy:

TOM: Darling, I don’t know how to tell you this, but there’s a Chinese family in our bathroom.

(500) Days of Summer

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